Believe in Bigfoot. Avoid People.
Do Not Pet the Locals
Look, nobody said you couldn’t pet Bigfoot. We’re just saying you probably shouldn’t.
Featuring Bigfoot giving one of the locals a friendly little “boop,” this Zero Discretion tee is for anyone who has questionable wildlife boundaries and absolutely would approach the thing everyone else is running from.
The large distressed back graphic gives it an old-school outdoors feel without taking itself remotely seriously.
Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717 for that heavyweight, garment-dyed, already-broken-in feel.
DETAILS
- Comfort Colors® 1717
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Soft heavyweight fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Large distressed back graphic
- Sizes S–4X
- Available in multiple garment-dyed colors
FIT TIP: True to size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized, extra-comfy fit.
CARE: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
For campers, hikers, Bigfoot believers, wildlife enthusiasts and anyone who sees “Do Not Pet” as more of a suggestion than a rule.
Zero Discretion. Use your own.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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