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First of All, I’m a Delight

$21.99
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: Pepper
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Let’s get one thing straight.

You’re delightful. A joy to be around. An absolute ray of sunshine. No further questions.

Featuring a very confident Bigfoot strolling through the wilderness with “First of All, I’m a Delight,” this Zero Discretion design is for anyone with an impressive amount of confidence and very little supporting evidence.

Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, heavyweight, already-broken-in feel.

DETAILS

  • Comfort Colors® 1717
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
  • Soft heavyweight fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Distressed vintage-style Bigfoot graphic
  • Front print
  • Sizes S–4X
  • Available in Pepper, Moss & Blue Spruce

FIT TIP: True to size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized, extra-comfy fit.

CARE: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

For the people who are occasionally difficult, rarely wrong, and an absolute delight regardless.

Zero Discretion. Use your own.

Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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