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I Wanna Be Where The People Aren’t

$21.99
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: Espresso
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Some people recharge by socializing. Other people disappear into the woods and hope nobody follows them.

“I Wanna Be Where the People Aren’t” is made for the second group. Featuring Bigfoot posted up in the mountains with a backpack, campfire, and absolutely zero interest in civilization, this back-print design brings outdoor humor and anti-social energy together perfectly.

Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, it has that heavier, garment-dyed feel that already feels like an old favorite.

DETAILS

  • Comfort Colors® 1717
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage look
  • Soft heavyweight fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Large distressed back graphic
  • Outdoorsy Bigfoot/Sasquatch design
  • Sizes S–4X
  • Available in multiple garment-dyed colors

FIT TIP: True to size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized, extra-comfy fit.

CARE: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

Perfect for camping, hiking, fishing, disappearing into the woods—or just making your feelings about unnecessary human interaction very clear.

Zero Discretion — because sometimes the middle of nowhere is exactly where you want to be.



Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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