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Anti-Social But Willing to Help Move Stuff

$21.99
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: Pepper
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Bigfoot gets it. People? Questionable. Helping somebody move a couch? Apparently we’re still doing that.

This Comfort Colors® 1717 tee is for the selectively social, mildly helpful, and permanently unimpressed. Featuring a distressed Sasquatch graphic with “Anti-Social But Willing to Help Move Stuff,” it has the right amount of outdoor grit and questionable attitude for Zero Discretion.

Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, the Comfort Colors 1717 has that soft, broken-in feel from day one with a relaxed unisex fit.

DETAILS

  • Comfort Colors® 1717
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a lived-in look and feel
  • Soft, heavyweight fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Distressed vintage-style graphic
  • Front print
  • Sizes S–4X
  • Designed for people who would rather avoid the function but will still show up when someone needs a truck

FIT TIP: True to size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized look.

CARE: Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

Zero Discretion — questionable attitude, solid priorities.

Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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