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Trash Human But I Still Show Up
Self-awareness counts for something.
This Zero Discretion tee is for the people who may be a little questionable, slightly feral, and running mostly on caffeine and bad decisions—but when it actually matters, they show up.
Featuring a trash-loving raccoon living his best dumpster life with “Trash Human — But I Still Show Up,” this one hits that sweet spot between self-deprecating humor and being weirdly dependable.
Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, it has that heavyweight, garment-dyed, already-broken-in feel that gets better the more you wear it.
DETAILS
- Comfort Colors® 1717
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Soft heavyweight fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Large back graphic
- Distressed artwork for that Zero Discretion vibe
- Sizes S–4X
- Available in multiple garment-dyed colors
FIT TIP: True to size for a relaxed fit. Size up if you want an oversized, extra-comfy fit.
CARE: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
Perfect for anyone whose personality says dumpster fire but whose attendance record says unfortunately reliable.
Zero Discretion — for questionable people with surprisingly decent follow-through.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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